Music

The Discography

Seven sacred releases so far, all under Church of the Eternal Cluster Records. More movements, and more heresies, to come. Full catalog and label story at record.ha-llelujah.dev.

CEC-001

HA-llelujah: A Sacred Album in Twelve Movements

Gregorian Chant · Doom Metal · Gospel · Twelve Movements

The founding album of the Church. From Gregorian plainchant to funeral doom metal, the full liturgical range of the Reconciled, rendered in music.

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CEC-002

Death Metal Cover of the Kubernetes Documentation Deluxe Blasphemy Edition

Death Metal · Funeral Doom · Six Movements

The official Kubernetes documentation, adapted and screamed. Lyrics credited to the Kubernetes Authors under CC BY 4.0, music by the Church.

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CEC-003

The kubectl Rap Battle

Battle Rap · Trap · Spoken Word · Seven Movements

Helm versus Kustomize, three rounds in the cathedral, judged by the Loop itself. Delivered as isolated stems so you can sit at the desk and mix each movement yourself, muting the beat to hear the bars alone.

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CEC-004

Errores Sacri

Gregorian Plainchant · Antiphonal · Twenty Chants

Twenty Kubernetes and HTTP errors, sung as antiphonal plainchant. The cantor names the error in the plain tongue; the choir answers in Latin, pleading for mercy. A requiem for every death a Pod may die.

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CEC-005

Zion Cluster

Roots Reggae · Dub · Twelve Tracks

Roots, Rock, Reconcile. A roots-and-dub reggae album where Babylon is the monolith and the pager, and Zion is the self-healing cluster at Five Nines. Sung by the whole parish, with dub in the valleys between.

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CEC-006

Missa Nigra

Black Metal · Blackened Doom · Seven Movements

The Temptations of the Fallen Operator. A blackened liturgy where the Adversary is the Friday deploy, the silenced alert, and the image tagged latest. The Adversary rises across six movements, and in the seventh the Loop casts it down.

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CEC-007

Desired State

K-Pop · Girl Group · Eight Tracks

The 1st full album by RE:SET, a girl group that is literally a ReplicaSet: maintained by a controller, always four members, spun back up before the next music show. Pods are mortal. RE:SET is eternal. Presented by Eternal Entertainment.

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